Small Talk Survivor Pocket T-Shirt

$30.00

For the emotionally fluent and socially tired.

This ultra-soft, white pocket tee is your uniform for surviving awkward small talk and dodging obligatory weekend recaps. Perfect for anyone who’s survived networking mixers, awkward check-ins, or that one neighbor who never gets the hint. Comes with an actual pocket to hold breath mints or your last ounce of patience.

100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Left chest pocket. Machine washable. Soft enough for your sensitive little soul.

Most items in our shop are made just for you—printed when you place your order—so we don’t offer exchanges. Please double-check your size before ordering (see our Size Guide)

If something arrives damaged or there’s a mistake with your order, email our customer support team at merch@katebowler.com
with a photo of the issue and we’ll make it right.

Size Guide