Small Talk Survivor Pocket T-Shirt

For the emotionally fluent and socially tired.

This ultra-soft, white pocket tee is your uniform for surviving awkward small talk and dodging obligatory weekend recaps. Perfect for anyone who’s survived networking mixers, awkward check-ins, or that one neighbor who never gets the hint. Comes with an actual pocket to hold breath mints or your last ounce of patience.

100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Left chest pocket. Machine washable. Soft enough for your sensitive little soul.