Small Talk Survivor Pocket T-Shirt

$30.00

For the emotionally fluent and socially tired.

This ultra-soft, white pocket tee is your uniform for surviving awkward small talk and dodging obligatory weekend recaps. Perfect for anyone who’s survived networking mixers, awkward check-ins, or that one neighbor who never gets the hint. Comes with an actual pocket to hold breath mints or your last ounce of patience.

100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed. Pre-shrunk. Left chest pocket. Machine washable. Soft enough for your sensitive little soul.

Most of the items in our shop are made just for you—printed and produced when you place your order. Because of that, we’re not able to offer exchanges. But if something arrives damaged or there’s a mistake with your order, we want to make it right. Just reach out to our customer support team (merch@katebowler.com) with a photo of the issue, and we’ll take care of it from there.

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